A Floral Woody Musk. Rolls eyes.
It’s the sweet floury coating on the long pack of Bazooka Joe – the one that divided into 5 chunks making it easier to break off the pieces. I would shove it into my gob all in one go, chew until my jaw ached, and then blow thick bubbles, big enough to cover my whole face including bangs.
As the blast of Hubba Bubba divineness softens – luckily it takes a long time, YUM – I get a gorgeous artificial blackcurrant creeping in through the gumpowder. There’s a foamy pink sweet shrimp note somewhere in there. Fabulous. (Do you get foamy pink shrimps outside of The Commonwealth, please stand up).
You can really spray it like a Bro. Like all of Albrighton’s perfumes, it fades out beautifully until it disappears, leaving no long term chemical burn.
It’s a brilliant fun wear (read that as joyful) because the last thing it is, is cheap or nasty. It’s sweet, but kept from being thick and sticky, with a soft base of cashmere, spiced cedar, a sandalwood and musk.
Freddie Albrighton will go far, you mark my unhinged words.
Last Minute Change of Heart is expected mid-May 2022. There are a number of stockists. Check his website.
PSA. This is an experimental blog post. I am still MIA – due to a trauma in my life that resulted in a nervous breakdown. I will not answer questions but will accept all prayers. It’s rough.